War protests in the nude are apparently all the rage - unfortunately none are happening in my neck of the woods (New York). Given that it's about -9 degrees (wind chill factor) I guess that's not surprising. As my aunt from Minnesota once told me "40 below keeps out the riff raff." Where are tie-dyed shirts and hallucinogenics when you need 'em?

What does nudity have to do with protesting a war? (this is for my friend Stewie who hasn't heard me say this since college) Why don't they just "put some pants on?"